10 Terrifying two-sentence horror stories
oh my god, my whole childhood in a post
When you were five and you got dressed up as Batman and you jumped off the shed ‘cause you thought you could fly.
After you jumped first.
Hey, I was nine, and I was dressed up like Superman, okay? Everyone knows that Batman can’t fly.
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing